Peanut the Squirrel Shouted Out at UFC 309 and ‘SNL’

Peanut the squirrel was on the minds of quite a few of us Saturday evening time, from fighters to comedians.

The rodent that was suspiciously seized and killed by NY authorities earlier this month was part of a UFC victory speech by one Jim Miller, who suggested Joe Rogan, “I’ve acquired one issue to say first: we would like justice for Peanut. It’s not merely the squirrel, it’s all the youngsters that went hungry that evening time, and all the alternative points that the money and sources might’ve been put to.”

Miller wasn’t carried out … he invoked DOGE, the Dept. of Authorities Effectivity, which Trump wishes Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy to information. Elon and Vivek had been there as Miller talked about, “Hopefully that DOGE cleans points up on the State diploma.”

Solely turning into … in any case, the battle went down in New York, the equivalent state the place officers did what seems like some shady points to seize the squirrel and kill it, beneath the guise he bit a state employee, however the alternative to complete Peanut’s life bought right here days sooner than the raid.

And ‘SNL’ took its private shot, with Sarah Sherman participating in Peanut’s struggling partner, Mrs. Hazelnut, who blurted out, “The cops raided our residence after which Peanut bit one, like a rattling hero.”

Humorous though it’s, the conduct of county and state officers was truly disgusting … within the occasion that they really had factors with Peanut, why didn’t they merely go to the proprietor’s door and converse fairly than getting a search warrant and and armed forces of officers to grab the squirrel and kill it.

Why did they really do what they did? Maybe it has to do with an OnlyFans account and some pearl clutching. Merely asking.